Tire Biter

A girl who is really only interested in a guy because he has a nice car, and it gets him attention, so she wants in on that attention and uses her ass as a free ticket to the car.

If played right by the guy with the ride, he gets to rail a girl outside of his reach because he does have a nice car (or truck... something shiney, tasteful and/or loud)

"Use me for the ride, I'll use you for the hide"
-Sir Mix-A-Lot

"Man, you seen Ditmeyer lately?"
"who, that geeky guy?"
"yeah, he's nailing Cindy Hotbody!"
"ooh yeah! she's on him because he's got that sweet dub!"
"damn, she's a tirebiter"

Tire Biter by Lord Vader June 28, 2004

tied 

Tired

I’m mf tied

tied by Maijay May 7, 2019

tire planter 

An outdoor planter made out of an old used tire, which is cut zig-zag around the edges, turned inside out, and sometimes painted. Also know as a "tie-ya planta".

See bathtub jesus and lawn [ball]

In many parts of the U.S., and especially in [Rhode Island], tire planters are an essential part of some landscapes.

tire planter by bkdouble October 14, 2006

tire-eye coordination 

The ability to see a small object on the road and align your vehicle's tire just right so that it crushes the small object (like unopened/or opened beverage cans, and--if youre real deranged--small rodents like possums, squirrels, etc)

Dude did you see that guy turn that bunny into roadkill?? He's gotta have hella good tire-eye coordination to be able to do that!!

tire-eye coordination by @$$Y McGee April 13, 2008

Tredegar 

A very small town in South wales, absolute shithole of a place. Fuck all to do, druggies everywhere and the place stinks of shit.

Ever been to Tredegar? "yeah the place is smack head central, skip of a place!"

Tredegar by Nobhead69 August 16, 2020

the tire rometto complex 

its when everyone is wasted at a summer party, and your buddy has his pick of one smoking hot girl that wants to fuck, and one fat girl that wants to fuck. he picks the fat one because she "tricks" him by saying he can put it any where he wants.

"man we were at that awesome party last night, i cant believe he fucked that extremely fat chick!" "yea i know, he must have the tire rometto complex"

the tire rometto complex by shallowthoughtsby AB March 12, 2009

Text Tied 

When you, for some odd reason, make a lot of typos. Almost as if you have forgotten how to type.

Bill: hiw aee ypu dping?
Jane: Dude you are so text tied

Text Tied by HtotheARLIE November 28, 2009