Justin Tinkerbell

so he was a member of a robotic boy band too dumb and untalented to have the discipline and maturity to learn how to sing, write, or play instruments, that were assembled by a greedy fat cat that cares nothing about the quality of music that scored hits and won girlies' hearts with their droid "dancing", shitty harmonies and "good looks" (that's questionable)? And so after this American Menudo split up, he went on a solo career? So he caused a "wardrobe malfunction" on live TV with Janet Jackson, who hasn't had a hit that was worth a shit for years? So he has sown his wild oats here and there? So he has bragged about doing that with Britney Spears, who is another corporate airhead bimbo, and he shacked up with her as well? So he dueted with Mick Jagger at the Rolling Stones gig for the SARS benefit in Toronto a few years ago? That wuss is not even worthy to kiss the ground beneath the Stones' feet. So he thinks he's really manly and macho? Magazine critics are now kissing his ass, calling him an "R&B" singer? A man he'll never be. He's a total lunkhead, a zero, a pansy.

Justin Tinkerbell, you ain't SHIT!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 8, 2008

tinkerbelle

A gay 80 something crossdresser, most commonly know as a character on Cold Case, but is actually a real person. Wants to screw young men.

GET AWAY tinkerbelle!!! I DONT want you to SHAG me!!!

by Auschwitz November 25, 2004

Thinksgiving Day

The day after Thanksgiving, aka Black Friday, which officially marks the season where you have to THINK about what you will GIVE as presents to family and friends.

For Thanksgiving, I will be full of turkey and stuffing but I hope I am full of ideas for gifts to buy on Thinksgiving Day!

by Tiffwit November 19, 2010

ticks

Plural for multiple watches or timepieces.

So many watches...so little time. Pierre has more than thirty ticks in his collection.

by Todd.Yep.Todd September 4, 2013

tinker knocker

The third gender. Most people do not know about this because the government tries to hide it. Tinker knockers have huge ears and big bumps on their backs. Pink juice sometimes comes out of their ears. There is a special surgeon who can help them look normal. Most tinker knockers live in Greenland because that’s where the surgeon lives. Many tinker knockers also live in California because they like the weather

There is a tinker knocker in my backyard.

by jasoncarley January 31, 2021

tinkaton

it loves to kill corvinight

Hank: Pete look at the Tinkaton over there it is kill Ong a corviknight
Pete: hank you are a corviknight
Hank: *is dead*
Pete: millennials amirite

by p48xqz December 23, 2022

tings

A white term really, commonly used with the words "all the" or "all da" before the word tings, can be used to describe many tings really, any ting you want yo. It just lacks the opposable H.

"whats happening yo?. I say what is happa-NING? lets do all the tings".

by ooncha April 14, 2005