On a Good One

The physical, mental, and emotional condition one achieves through prolonged periods (generally multiple consecutive days) of sleep deprivation, malnutrition, & dehydration while under the influence of methamphetamines. Symptoms vary among individual users. However, common effects are delirium, schizophrenia, irritability, anxiety, mood swings, irrational & compulsive dis-assembly of household appliances & devices, chronic back & neck misalignment, and ill-advised barter of personal possessions (not necessarily belonging to the one affected by the condition).

The scatter-brained tweaker was obviously on a good one as he carpet surfed his car & sifted through the vacuum bag for meth on day five.

by Llenar13 January 30, 2010

one for the books

an occurence so incredible that will surely be remembered for years to come.

''Jeanette aptly labeled Tom as a "human skidmark on the underwear of life" when he forgot to acknowledge their wedding anniversary by having an illicit fling with the baby-sitter at the local hotel.''

That's definetly one for the books, wouldn't you say?

Oh well, Jeanette....least you still have me...! ;)

by Robbie September 4, 2006

Shoot the ones

pl.n.
1. A fistfight.
2. The activity of fighting with the fists.

Uh, do you want to keep running your mouth or do you want to step outside and shoot the ones with me?

by Alex McMartin February 10, 2004

Day one

A day one is someone who you know beyond time. Someone who is always in your life even when you're reincarnated they will find the way to find you back again. Ride with me and I will die for you. We always got eachother his/her back. Shorty here for the rescue

A Day one is someone who knows you for centuries

by Shorty is alive and kicking it October 29, 2022

Hood One

An expression synonymous to 'good one' but used towards an action in the ghetto.

"Check out muh new twenty-fo inch spinnaz breh"
"Yo dem some hood ones brah"

by too$h0r7 July 12, 2013

one-dogger

noun; 1.another name for a one-hitter, a slim metal pipe, whcih may resemble a cigarette, in which a person can load one or two drags worth of marajuana or tabacco.
2.It can also be used to refer to marajuana in general.

"Hey man, do you want another one of these one-doggers or are you good?"

or
"Yo dude, do you know where i can score some one-doggers?"

by C.W. Anderson III September 10, 2005

One Touch

A One Touch is to drink, as quickly as you can, the drink in your hand, but only touch the tip of the bottle, rim of the glass, or edge of the can, one time to your lips. One Touches are often initiated by someone yelling One Touch and includes everyone within ear shot with a drink to join in. Often times during a One Touch, participants will take a knee while drinking, as an act of showmanship and for attention grabbing. A One Touch can also be known as a One T for those who are pressed for time. The One Touch is best performed in heavily public areas, for example: Family Restaurants, Music Festival Camp Grounds, Walmart, etc.

Scott: ONE TOUCH !!!
Matt: *Takes a knee and drinks*
Jess: *Takes a knee and drinks*
Nick: *Takes a knee and drinks*
Jared: *Takes a knee and drinks*

by MattyPooh May 15, 2014