thick dick wolf

A gentlemen who is shy and timid, but has a dick that can bite. The bitches love their wild cock size. The most famous tdw is named Eric. His second in command is Colin and Danny

I love me some thick dick wolf!

by Gingiesinner April 14, 2014

Two seconds thick

Refers to something that is very thin.

Nancy's hair is two seconds thick.

by Cocoa J November 1, 2018

Thick Nick sick

Thick Nick sick is a might thick person who's said to have the might asschecks of Olympus and is said to be level 400+ on rocket league. He is the proud successer of the Egyptian sun god Ra or better known (Mr Anawatii) Nick is the arch rival of Josh is a physco

Thick Nick sick will clap his arse checks to stop the 200 km per hour ball going into our goal c0phn said to Kob_star04

by Thick sick nicks team mate April 13, 2021

Thick as a pork market

Extraordinarily stupid. Implies stupidity exceeding a large quantity of people.

That politician is thick as a pork market

by hawkman507 July 9, 2022

Thick n Wide

a name given to one whom is so well endowed that his partner cannot fully close her legs for about a week, walks funny for a month, but becomes so addicted to said "thick n wide" that she can't bare to put up with anyone elses love making attempts.

Man: whats the matter baby, you dont seem like your enjoying it.
Woman: i've been with thick n wide.
Man: then why even try, good night.

by 1111aaaa June 7, 2011

thick as two bricks

South African definition of stupidity

Jissy! That okie's thick as two bricks, he can't even tie his shoelaces

by Necrosys June 6, 2016

Nicko thick yo

The dank version of Nickolas made from a picture that is from unknown origins

Your mom is Nicko thick yo she so dank

by Hmmtaco February 21, 2022