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a thing

What even is a thing?! Like how do u know whether or not u r dating or it's just a friend thing. Cause hun idk about u but I ain't gonna sit this boy, that I literally adore, down and say, yo r we dating cause like, what are we!? No we don't just do that.
A thing is like a unspoken spoken secret...
Everyone knows it, no one says it, but yet it's like everyone talks about it.
"come on what are u guys?"

"Uhhh... A thing?"
"What the frick does that mean"
"Hun if I knew I would tell you!"

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by Hello:) smile:)laugh:) January 23, 2018
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Here's the thing

"Here's the thing" can be used as a buildup to an insult and to make sure you'll have the attention of the receiving party. Ending it with a "that's more or less the thing" will let them know that you've finished conveying this information.
Jack: My allegiance is to the law, I'm paid to uphold the law.
Bill: What in the heaven's name are you talking about? You may have misgivings, but don't go believing that, Jack. That way lies damnation.
Jack: I'm in no danger of damnation, Bill.
Bill: Here's the thing, I don't give tuppenny fuck about your moral conundrum you meat-headed shit sack, that's more or less the thing.
by tuppenny March 22, 2020
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thingamabob

Bob's store sells custom-brand thingamabobs!
by Crys February 17, 2003
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thingamabopadoohickey

I could fix your sattelite receiver if I just had the right high power output thingamabopadoohickey.
by SuperTech March 15, 2007
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thing with the thing

Some activity with some object that you can't or won't name because a) it's embarrassing b) it's too weird c) you don't know what it's called or d) it's just funnier like that.
Not infrequently used to refer to sexual activities.
Hey Hon, how about tonight you do that thing with the thing, you know, that I like so much?
by wizofaus June 29, 2011
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The Egyptian Thing

Living on De' Nile. Living in a state of denial about some major crisis or problem in the persons life.
John: Bob's got a real drinking problem, have you talked to him?

Julie: Yes but he's doing the Egyptian Thing and won't talk to me.
by Gneissguy August 11, 2009
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Thing

1. A name for a couple, like a "pair" or a way to say that two people are going out. Not to be used for married people, it's usually used when someone suspects two people are going out, but doesn't know. Or they are telling someone that two people are going out.
1. "So, Josh and Brittany, I guess they're a "thing" now.
2. "Dude, so are Josh and Brittany, like, a "thing" or what?
by chicken butt July 13, 2003
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