Dirty Theory

The act of impregnating a female during sexy time wondering how the kid turns out.

Rifter: Bro I just pulled a Dirty Theory, and I think my kid is gonna be a doctor

by Riftyy July 4, 2021

contiguity theory

A theory of bijective conformalism (co-imperative contingency) that self-referentializes Einstein's theory of relativity and Godel's theory of incompleteness.

Contiguity theory unites incompleteness and relativity.

by tomorrowtomorrow January 2, 2019

Goblin Theory

Little Goblins are in metals and when it gets to hot they take away some atoms to make a pool party but when it gets to cold they turn it back to a solid

Bro why are some compounds solid at room temperature, while other compounds are liquids or gases?

Because stupid the Goblin Theory

by Bubbaluve November 15, 2019

The Rania Theory

when you’re the smart and most sensible one of an internet friend group and have a thing for 90s heartthrobs! examples include : christian bale, jennifer aniston and sandra bullock.

you were born in the wrong generation? omg you’re The Rania Theory!!

by fanistonnn March 13, 2022

flag theory

the idea that an individual can limit their dependency on one particular state by establishing a legal presence ("staking a flag") in jurisdictions which benefit them in various ways.

Plan B passport helps people to build their Flag Theory strategy

by AnonymousLibertarian November 9, 2021

Gaucho Theory

The gaucho theory is a proposed answer to one of the middle phases in the phase series profit scenario. It states Phase X is 'Create internet meme' where X is an integer greater than one but less than the last value in the phase series.

Originally discovered on the popular news site Reddit.com.

The Gaucho Theory Discovered

ElGaucho56:
"Well, it's finally clear:

1. Draw Picture of 7-legged spider
2. Attempt to use it as payment for scam
3. Create internet meme
4. Profit"

Hawkeye05:
"Holy Shit, you found out what the ??? has always been!"

by OneWhoEatsBabies April 1, 2009

log theory

A scientific study involving salesmen and the subsequent effects attributed to the act of defecation. The Log Theory inferred that the probability of a successful close would be heightened as a result of an antecedent bowl movement. It has since been accepted as scientific fact.

Log Theory case study: On more than one occasion we observed Roman's return from the restroom to result in the immediate close of a deal on his next call dialed.

by wordsmithphd June 7, 2017