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crash Twitter

(v) to do something really awesome or noteworthy. References the fact that anything really big happens (season premiers of TV shows, celebrity deaths, political action), Twitter crashes. Can be used sarcastically.
The same-day death of Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett managed to crash Twitter all damn day.

(sarcastically) Well, Dave, you're good in bed, but it's not like you're gonna crash Twitter or anything.
by berthablue August 11, 2009
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Twitter Tever

The Twitter equivalent to "Facebook Fever". It is the urge to check your Twitter everytime you come in contact with a computer.
Two friends are in Best Buy.

Sam: Oh look at those Macs! I wonder if I could use one to check my Twitter.

Hannah: Looks like you got Twitter Tever.
by TwitterTever December 8, 2010
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Twitter Texting

1-When you text someone a random message about what your doing at that moment in time. Similar to updating your status via Social Networking website.

2-When you text EVERYONE that same thing.
Twitter Texting:

1- Text: Just saw a dog. It was cute.

2- Text: Bored, listening to music, wondering what to eat.

3- Text: Posting this Text on twitter.
by Pseudonymus-Prime July 14, 2010
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Twitter Quiver

Medical term describing the nerve damage to one's thumbs resulting from continuous use of these digits to type out and send useless information on their phones to friends who having nothing better to do actually have time to read them.
The prognosis is not good said the doctor to the thumb shaking patient. Your tests all came back positive for Twitter Quiver.
by Bullshitzer June 5, 2010
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twitter twirl

When you put a power screw driver up ones anus and jerk them off simultaneously
Pacheco was trying to twitter twirl me on the beach last night.
by The govenator plays ping pong January 21, 2014
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twitter prison

When Cheryl's fans go crazy by tweeting #MTVEMA #NominateCheryl to vote for her EMA, so we get out in twitter jail/prison for a period of time. Dedication = consequences, but do us all a favour, go and tweet it for us, thankyall
Soldier 1 : hey can you tweet extra I'm in twitter jail

Soldier 2 : will do haha
Soldier 3 : me too I'm in twitter prison aswell
by CherylFan September 13, 2014
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twitter creeper

An account on the social media site Twitter that has no profile picture or tweets. This person sometimes even protects or locks their "tweets" even though they have none to begin with. Then they go around creepily following random people or pick out certain people to follow that catch their eye for who knows what reason. When a person checks their followers and sees a twitter creeper following them, it usually gives them a very uneasy feeling considering the fact that they just don't know who is behind that account. They could be a dangerous stalker or a harmless spammer, either way you just don't know. The best thing to do when a twitter creeper follows you is to block them to put your mind at ease.
"Oh look, another twitter creeper is following me. No tweets, no profile picture, and their account is protected. But yet they are following 200 people. I'm sure no one's creeped out by that."
by MsMello September 27, 2014
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