Fiddle In the Night

Sex.
It's sex.

Andrew: Ryan where the fuck have you been for the last ten hours.
Ryan: I was having a quick fiddle in the night

Andrew: Ah, I see.

by Future Dictionary April 15, 2019

Night Dreaming

You close your eyes and daydream at night time. You dont wanna sleep, but you daydream, think, or wish for things with your eyes closed

I'm not sleep yet, I'm only Night Dreaming

by Sushiwithcoon March 7, 2020

Night Dash

The act of running down the street at about midnight pissing on the ground. Usually done in crowds.

Yo, we're gonna go Night Dash tonight.

by jiggleworth22 September 2, 2016

tub-night

When you're so fucked up that you have to sleep in the tub in fear of pissing yourself, as in piss drunk.

dude 1: man I was piss drunk last night, glad I called a tub-night.

dude 2: you are a loser dude.

by Macmayn October 15, 2013

Night ready

In order to have as much sleep as possible you will get dressed the night before and sleep fully clothed so that when a you wake up you can brush your teeth and leave your house a minute after arising. This is full commitment to being night ready and this generally applies to those who couldn't care less about their appearance and regard body odour as a myth. Mild cases of being night ready could be putting wallets in trouser pockets or placing clothes out in the order you put them on.

Jimbo: Hey pal.. wow you look scruffy mate and you stink like sweat, dribble and bed??
Howard: Yeh I got night ready so that I could sleep 10 minutes longer, you should try it.
Jimbo: Na thanks you smell.

by Dr Two April 19, 2010

night lizard

(Noun)
A black person unexpectedly spotted at night.

We were driving down a dark road when suddenly a night lizard appeared out of no where.

by Ambeezy13 December 20, 2017

Fawesome night

1. A night that has lots of anticipation and build up and ends up surpassing your wildest dreams full of fun, craziness, and star jumping adventures. 2. Fucking Awesome night that is so good that you are too tired the next morning to say fucking awesome so you only say Fawesome night. 3. Someone who has a speech impediment that means to say awesome night but it comes out Fawesome night and they spit all over you while saying it.

Gene:: How was last night?
Kevin: I went out with this girl and we had the most unbelievable time. I never knew what was going to happen as it was a Fawesome night going from one adventure to the next!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gene: That is a lot of exclamation points. Was it that good?
Kevin: aren't you listening to me ya dbag, I just said it was Fawesome.
Gene: allright dude, you didn't have to spit on me.
Kevin: FFFFFuck you.

Gene: whoa, that was a lot of spit that came out. That was Fawesome.

by hawk22 September 16, 2011