Golf management

When you're a manager and strive to get the lowest score possible on ab employee feedback survey. This is not golf but the manager arrives to believe the lowest employee satisfaction survey possible is best.

Manager Rob: I got a 15 on my employee feedback survey.

Employee Tina: You know that's golf management, right! You want a high, not low, score.

by EggsRSides April 7, 2022

(Manager) ate it

Phrase used when something important can't be found because that one manager who always sticks things in random places was the last one to use it.

"Where's the box cutter?"
"(Manager) ate it"

by Portalmaker April 11, 2022

manager of ideas

Customers at nightclubs who assume this position have free reign to redesign the club to their liking and also all the bouncers must follow their orders.

Dom appointed himself the manager of ideas at the velvet dog and thus the bouncer did not kick him out of the club when he put a plant in the toilet bowel.

by Andy March 14, 2005

Campaign manager

Code for pimp. Arranger of the booty. Wingman or wing-girl.

KP: Hey girl, I’m new to town and need a campaign manager, my pussy is drying up
Rabs: I can totally help you hit that - there’s a funraiser at the bar tonight

by littlebrowngirl January 14, 2021

MCPrison's Management

The definition of bad management where the managers are full of simps, can't take advice, and fulfills every definition of bad management.

Player: Do you think Arkham has bad management?

Another player: Compared to MCPrison's Management, it more than fine.

by SuckItCree January 29, 2021

NINJA MANAGER

Formerly known as Ninja;Utkarsh, is a terminated ESL manager. He is known for his off work in some small clan and making them bigger and then leaving it.

Ninja Manager is known for his work, not for his gameplay.

by Sam zeus January 31, 2021

bandage and manage

when referring to s/h inflicting wounds on yourself and covering them up

bandage and manage lol

by stumvi March 7, 2021