E-Lie

The correct pronunciation for the name "Ely".

Hi Ely (E-Lie), how are you doing?

by regeringavingenting June 23, 2021

Drink, Swear, Steal and Lie

I was 12 when daddy said to me
"Don't take to drinking, boy
That road don't lead nowhere
And don't you ever let me hear you swear
Don't you dare"
He told me, "Stealing's a lazy man's way
Something for nothing leaves you hell to pay
So don't buy into it
And then you can look the whole world in the eye"
Honey, I've tried
But since I met you, girl
I've been breaking every rule
I must confess, I'm just a back sliding fool
I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I wanna lie here close to you
Look at what you made me do
Darling, you're the reason why
I drink, swear, steal and lie
Last night I threw away the 12 step book
I finally faced the fact that I am hooked on you
There's nothing more that I can do
Ain't no use
'Cause every time I see your angel face
My halo disappears without a trace
I swear
Girl, I'd admit I haven't got a prayer
But I don't care
I know this ain't exactly how I was raised
But heaven help me, honey
I ain't changing my ways
I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I wanna lie here close to you
Look at what you made me do
Darling, you're the reason why
I drink, swear, steal and lie

I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I wanna lie here close to you
Look at what you made me do
Darling, you're the reason why
I drink, swear, steal and lie
Drink, swear, steal and lie

by anonymous March 14, 2022

Declan Lie

A lie that is typically very absurd, but very obviously a lie.

He said he beat battle-toads on his first try, it's obviously a Declan lie.

by californiagirl33 December 7, 2016

Fluffer lie

A lie told by a man to try throw a woman off the mother lie that is coming. It is often completely ridiculous and does nothing but make the woman even more aware that the man is lying.

The weak fluffer lie that he told about how he might get called into work, told her what she already knew.

by PixiePiper November 30, 2016

Lie-pathetical

When someone poses a hypothetical, when they are actually referring to something that has or is going to happen.

Father: "Son, where's the car?"
Son: "Ok, hypothetically, what if I took it and maybe drove it into the Dinkleberg's house?"
Father: "Is that a lie-pathetical?"

by The GuardianX August 23, 2018

That's a lie, Mike

You know what a lie is Michael.

Hym "You're not doing it explicitly because I said I wouldn't validate your religion. You're miming the words but really that's all there is to it. So, that's a lie, Mike. You have no intention of ever doing your religion properly. I said it before and I was right. It's a prescription for others for an illness they do not have and that is exactly why the weaponized schizophrenia too. OH! You know what I just thought of something! Well, 2 things actually. But, I gotta cut this one short. You're a liar Michael. Hell for you and your kids."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Lie

The literal definition of lie is “I’m fine” if you’ve ever told someone that you’re fine it was probably a lie “I’m fine” is probably on of the biggest lies in the world

Hey how are you? I heard your (someone you care about) died.

Oh yea I’m fine. It’s ok.
Are you lying?

Ofc not why would I lie?

by Roastbeef1864 November 22, 2020