Luke Johnson

To make things more insufferable and difficult than they need to be.

Luke Johnson just Luke Johnsoned our CACS lecture by having us scan QR codes for attendance.

by Fluffy Duckerman August 3, 2017

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Kyle Johnson

Kyle Johnson is the sexiest man alive, very thick, and wants to fuck this ass. He has the cutest smile and the best friend group to exist. Kyle is also a great person to play hot potato slap ass with.

Kyle Johnson the sexiest man alive, do you wanna play hot potato slap ass?

by baylen_peej_fanpage312 April 26, 2020

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Johnson County

Located in eastern KS, Johnson County is one of the richest counties in the U.S. Somehow tons of kids have no money, what's up with that?

"I live in Johnson County, man"
"Whoa, you must be loaded!"
"Not so much.."

by aim: pflumm EP September 18, 2008

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Shawn Johnson

2008 Olympic gold medal gymnast with a nice ass..

shawn johnson is hot

by geezie11 October 16, 2008

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Johnson

Fancy slang for a larger than normal male appendage

My Johnson is the size of Wisconsin

by Longurbandic21 November 28, 2015

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Cherry Johnson

when someone deeply lacking common sense repeatedly does things they know they'll get caught doing yet insists they wont, often under the infulence of sugar, caffine or boredom.

Willie: dude i'm goin surfin wanna come?(chugs another root beer)
Billy: brah aren't you grounded?
Willie:yeah but check the sweet tide dude!
Billy:Dude thats such a fuckin cherry johnson
Willie: (eats somemore sugar straws) whaterver brah, i never get caught
(gets caught and grounded 3 more weeks)

by alchesay crow March 4, 2008

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