Tight pudding

When you are going for easy anal and she gets so scared she tenses up and shits herself

I am mentally scarred I was going to surprise Cindy with anal but instead I got tight pudding

by Mr Feelgood September 7, 2016

Pud chugger

Dick sucker

"Jay is such a Pud chugger, guys naturally unzip as he walks by"

by Tw1ztidm1k3 August 21, 2022

Platinum Pudding

A rather large pile of excrement or poo, to ‘do a platinum pudding’ is to defecate.

Elizabeth: I just did a platinum pudding.
Andrew: Goodness, yes I can smell it from here. It must have been a big one!
Elizabeth: Of course! Only platinum puddings are that big.

by LizardFox January 13, 2022

yorkshire pudding

a formation emerging when a man ejaculates in another man's rectum, and the resulting ejaculate is slowly seeped out forming a concave, yorkshire pudding-shaped crust on the anus

"Dude, is that a popcorn?"

"Nah brah, just a yorkshire pudding from yesterday"

by NorthernBoi69 October 17, 2020

Pudge Pudding

Pudge Pudding comes from a pug, named pudge. His shite looks like pudding. Does not smell or taste like it, I repeat, don't taste it.

A- pudge made more pudge pudding.

by BubbyxxBuBbY December 29, 2020

Newton Pud

Lightbulb man seen in Little Big Planet 3. Inventor of the pumpinator (I don't think I spelt that right) and occasionally possessed. Andhegainsmanysimps.

Person: Who the fucketh is that misshapen lightbulb??
Person2: Newton Pud, dummy

by Scarlettheonestandingrightinfr February 23, 2022

slap pud

Jack off, masturbate, spank monkey, rub one out

Jermaine enjoys to slap pudjackof

by FelipeDamus August 6, 2015