Lentil the lettuce

A weird person that ruined aris server

Lentil the lettuce is weird

by An bony May 08, 2021

lettuce hair

When your legs are so hairy that they look like shreds of lettuce

You got some nasty lettuce hair

by Amdkckc March 19, 2015

trunk lettuce

Weed found in the trunk of the car.

Man, dud you see all the bags of trunk lettuce the cops pulled from that car.

by Dshotgun August 15, 2023

Louisiana lettuce

Putting Cajun seasoning on your dick and then beating off letting the spices tingle.

Man I gave myself the best Louisiana lettuce last night with cayenne pepper.

by LALettuce May 30, 2024

lettuce

when you get caught watching porn by your grandmothers pet monkey

"man i just lettuce"

by Snuugle July 03, 2022

LETTUCE

A green dithered thing that screams at you and possibly drops disks along with that.

"Dude, this green thing just screamed at me and threw some disks on the ground."
"That was probably a LETTUCE."

by bmv/one August 13, 2020

Lettuce

A supreme vegetable that must be blessed by all.

I love lettuce, sO mUcH bEtTer tHaN CABBAGES!!!! owo

by roses&blood November 12, 2019