spiffy hamster

hamster with a tie

that is a spiffy hamster

by bonbonschoolshollyeah May 7, 2020

Angry hamster

The above statement is not correct. The angry hamster is when ur in a fight with ur bf. So as a revenge u start sucking off another dude then pretend tot swallow but actually saving his Jizz in your cheeks like a hamster. Then you walk up to your bf and make out with him.

That bitch didnt get me the extra McRib so I pulled an angry hamster on his ass.

by Carla from dorset April 4, 2017

Hamster

Nothing

A hamster is nothing in the garage

by that kid with the heep July 13, 2019

Hamster Nuts

Giannas Fat Fucking hamsters NuTs jeSuS chRisT that cock is hUgE

Giannas hamster has a huge cock, giant hamster nuts.

by epiccockmaster69 October 3, 2021

Bum the hamster

To catch the end of your penis in the zip of your trousers.

I’ve started wearing button fly jeans now. Every time I do up a zip I seem to bum the hamster. It kills the end of my todger and hurts like heck trying to get it back out again!

by Nuphagus December 11, 2019

hamster

a small furry animal

i like hamsters

by hamgrisen March 28, 2022

Thirsty Hamster

Or Sunroofing/Hamster Sunroof

When a penis is put down through a sunroof and is given a blowjob.

Sarah got really thirsty after her date with John and asked him to give her a Thirsty Hamster in his Kia Soul

by JayPear69 February 20, 2024