gabed

the word used when you want to hang out with someone alone but they ask to bring someone else or totally ditch you. in other words they don’t want to be alone with just you.

Miranda: “Hey do you wanna hang out later?”
Gabe: “Who else is going to be there”

Miranda: “No one”
Gabe: “Sorry i’m busy”
Miranda just got gabed

by ilovedogs07 February 9, 2019

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Gabe

Gabe is very bad math and is a nerd

Girl: Hey is Gabe failing math

Boy: yes he is very bad at math

by Gekogeko October 24, 2019

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A dickhead. Thinks he’s funny but nobody laughs at his jokes, everyone hates him, doesn’t say a thing in person but practically cyber bullies people. Ugliest guy u will ever meet, racist, homophobic and overall just a rude person. Even tho he doesn’t say anything he still changes the mood of whoever’s around them and he makes everyone just wanna kill him. He gets no bitches and has mood swings at the most random times, thinks the world revolves around him as he is just an attention seeking asshole.

person 1: oh look it’s gabe

person 2: ewww it’s gabe

person 1: ye i hate him he called me a fat bitch

by maxwell smithhhhhh July 22, 2022

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Gabe

One egg ass mf who is cute sometimes and like pussy and tits and ass and anything sexual tbh. also likes personality of people the most.

Gabe likes dick in the pssy

by Jordan’s daddy December 25, 2021

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gabe

a 56 year old white male born in 3 november, wears glasses, has brown hair and runs a company called valve
he still has nothing to say about episode 3/half-life 3
he apparently doesn't likes the number 3

interviewer: gabe, when are you going to release half-life 3?
gabe: what?
interviewer: half-life 3, when are you going to release it?
gabe: sorry i couldn't understand the word after half-life
interviewer: i said "three"
gabe: what is "three"?
*seinfeld theme intensifies*

by stupid gamer January 14, 2019

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