No Splash No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

gash

British military slang for rubbish or trash. Also can be applied to the word gash bag, meaning rubbish bag.

John spilt his gash all over the Major

by i don't like usernames March 22, 2017

Gashed

Getting really drunk

"Jesus, Marcus is gashed"

by Jordan Gash September 14, 2017

Gobble Gash

When you slurp up a Tsunami of a wet minge and you need a towel to dry yourself off

I was soaking wet after last night's gobble gash

by Beltazar November 13, 2017

titty gash

The gash located between titties when in a push up bra

Damn , look at that titty gash I could motor boat

by AfterMarketWetDet February 12, 2017

more mash in the gash

to shove more than just your shaft in

I finished by putting more mash in the gash

by fazeseizure February 13, 2017

more mash in the gash

to shove more than your shaft in

last night I put more mash in the gash

by fazeseizure February 13, 2017