Fort Coon

A distant cousin of its kin from Maine, Fort Coon cats originate from the Dallas-Fort Worth area. The first Fort Coon Leroy was born in 2023 and soon after selected a Fort Worth native as its provider. Like Maine Coons, Fort Coons are affectionate and playful but also known to keep their primary provider in check.

That Fort Coon really knows how to keep its humyn under control.
Leroy is a tuxedo Fort Coon cat.
Leroy the Fort Coon has a deep understanding of philosophy and shares ancestry with Henri the famous French philosopher cat.

by chaivalla March 23, 2024

Fort Worth facial

When your taking the top in the 69 position and you blow ass sludge all over your partners face. The m say version of the horizontal hurricane.

I ate to many burritos and accidentally gave my girlfriend a Fort Worth Facial.

by Horizontal Hurricane May 10, 2018

Fort Builder (of Nature)

A fort builder (of nature) is someone who builds forts/ makeshift huts from natural substances. You can see all sorts of these people on the internet. These people build a small housr from materials like sticks, miss, leaves, mud, etc...

The forest is my home. I just love to spend my free time out in the woods building forts; after all, I'm classified as a Fort Builder (of nature).

by Redonkulous Definitions November 21, 2021

Fort?

A shorthand way to text someone asking to play a game of fortnite with you

"aye you tryna run run some fort?"

by longlivekanye May 16, 2022

Fort Ted

Fort Ted.

"fort ted"
"..."
"okay"

by wazzcock September 11, 2022

Fort Northem

Fort Northem is a place, full of ba (British empire) memes (real). And full of: Dear Lieutenant General Sir Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe, Knight Commander of the Most Distinguished Order of the British Empire, Grand Master of the Royal Society of Crumpet Appreciation and Custard Connoisseurship, Honorary Colonel of the Queen's Own Regiment of Extraordinary Cheese and Pickle Aficionados, Patron of the National Association of Tricycle Enthusiasts, Distinguished Fellow of the Institute of Advanced Jam Research, Grand Poobah of the Society for the Preservation of Quaint and Unusual Hats, Esteemed Member of the Guild of Royal Beard Growers, Champion of the All-England Marmalade Contest, and Official Taster of Her Majesty's Royal Tea(s).

Guy A: Bro this server is so Fort Northemish

Guy B: what? what's wrong with you lmao

by atlaseoses June 24, 2024

tryna hop on fort

Asking someone to hop on Fortnite

Me: Tryna hop on fort
Jon: Hell yeah!
Me: ok

by NotAreaLDude December 28, 2023