Dad chested

A female who has ether very small B cups or less

“Josh she has no chest”

“flatter than your dad”
“She dad chested”

by A typical white man November 11, 2020

Chest Lasagna

The frontal upper torso of a homosapien topped with lasagna. Chest lasagna is often served with a side salad and your choice of dressing.

Corrie: I want some chest lasagna.
Ashley: Yo this message out of context is crazy.
Corrie: Context is for normies.
Ashley: Also I as well am game for some chest lasagna.

by inneedofspoons November 26, 2023

december 28th national chest pic day

make ur bf send you a chest pic on december 28th

hey boyfie it's december 28th national chest pic day

by st4rdustchild December 27, 2023

Hill-Chest

When a girl's breast grow at different times so that one boob is bigger than the other.

"Damn, look at the girl, she's got nice boobage."

*girl turns to face forward*

"Oh shit, she's got a hill-chest!!!"

"Hahahahaha, you see some wierd ass chicks here at Hooters!"

"Yeah! Irony's a bitch!"

by Glass Cup April 20, 2010

best chest

A 30-pack of Milwaukee's Best.

Let's go get us a Best Chest and get hammered.

by Smaug Boggs March 19, 2014

Chest beard

A Neanderthal level of chest hair usually paired with a beer gut

Put your shirt back on cover up that damn chest beard

by Captain chest beard March 18, 2022

get it off your chest, doop

when someone’s passive aggressiveness leads to them being addressed, then sent

“since u chose to be negative & indirect, let me send u in the right direction… *clutches* get it off your chest, doop!”

by sretaw, trebor May 27, 2022