cowell lick

1: The ungodly manner in which Simon Cowell half parts and half spikes his hair; a horribly fashioned hairdo in which the hair is parted down the center and one side sits higher than the other... the hair is usually a mixed look of flat and spiked, as if the person sat a book on their head for 5 hours after showering.

2: A type of hair fail for douchebags.

TJ: Did you see X Factor last night?

Sara: No, I don't watch it, I can't stand Simon Cowell and his nappy hair.

TJ: Oh you mean the "Cowell lick"?

by Katya Eye November 27, 2013

The Braxton Licks

The act of cunnilingus after he/she brushes his tongue with Colgate optic white toothpaste.
Tingle lasts 20 minutes post oral.
Just do it.
Invested by Braxton.

Roberto did the Braxton Licks this morning and I could barely drive to work.

by Torridtalks June 13, 2023

curtious lick

One single lick to the butthole before you take that ass to pound town

"They fucked me and didnt even give me a curtious lick"

by This fuck boi December 23, 2015

licking florida

When a man glues alligator teeth to a chick's pussy and proceeds to eat her out.

Jim was licking florida last night and now he has to eat out of a straw.

by Thotbread February 13, 2017

Lick Naw

(n.) a term used in a variety and diverse set of ways.

Can be used as a person that passes out after 3 beers, a man that is terrible at swimming.

Did you see Timmy at the party, what a Lick Naw.

by The Bonzi May 12, 2009

tip licking

the act of a french woman taking the moist tip of the gentlemen's penis as the man ejaculates on the french woman's face and body

she is into tip licking

by trouser browser August 31, 2016

Tit Lick

The 360 degree circular rotation of what believers of the holy erector (Erection)would do to nipples of woman.

"Dude yesterday I Tit Licked my girlfriend and unloaded a alot on her tits!"

by Thomas and Jesse October 31, 2008