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Jewish Fucking Guy

"Jewish Fucking Guy" also known as "Burn All Jews" is a term that was used by the infamous Adolf Hitler in the early 1940's when he held innocent Jewish people in concentration camps.
by JoeBlowMoe March 7, 2017
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Jewish penny bank

When a male proceeds to shove anal beads down a jewish woman’s vagina until it is filled up.
Wow Jerry that woman sure wanted to be my jewish penny bank last night.
by dicknballchains December 11, 2019
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jewish pillow fight

When jews go balls out and whack a chick in the eyes with their nutsacks until she agrees to shut the fuck up.. then argue over how to get into the club with which discount pass and who is paying.
Dude...I am so sick of the bitch whining about her birthday dinner, lets fuckin jewish pillow fight this hairyass cunt and then figure out who pays tonight.
by crackylacky October 18, 2013
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Jewish Jizz Turtle

A man of the Jewish Religion who likes to enockulate or spackle his load of semem over a single turtle or a group of turtles in the wild;

a: Can also be done in a group setting with multiple Jews and a single or lone turtle
Hey do you want to play Jewish Jizz Turtle?
by Pseudo affedrin April 3, 2016
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jewish chode huffer

a highschool boy who enjoys cumming into old mens nostrels, only to have the old man snort, then hock a cum loogie back into his mouth. he will usually have a huge tucan shaped nose and a brown bowlcut, and he DEFINATELY has a chode
did you hear about that guy dom? He a jewish chode huffer, i saw him chode huffing with his own GRANDPA
by chodechode69 May 2, 2011
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jewish jaw dropper

“A maneuver (usually derogatory), consisting of a man poking the back of someone’s head with his erect penis, in a similar fashion of the German soldiers putting their guns to the head of a Jew during World War II.”
"dude, i snuck up behind kyle after I got out of the shower and gave him a Jewish jaw dropper."
by Lloyd Franklyn October 14, 2007
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jewish space laser

A "Jewish Space Laser" is when you receive oral sex next to a window and try to hold a magnifying glass steady enough for the beam of sunlight from the window to light all 8 candles on the menorah.
I gave my wife a jewish space laser yesterday but she couldn't light'em all.
by im u fucking sadist17 February 28, 2021
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