Tender Owl

A person that believes that all problems can be solved by a warm embrace and kind words.

Hey! There's no need to fight. It's okay to be a tender owl sometimes.

by Haegerbomb July 14, 2011

tempter-teaser

Small samples of a product given out for free at a store; usually food samples at a grocery store.

I get so full whenever I visit Costco because I just can't resist all those tempter-teasers.

by Ian E James November 15, 2005

squirrel teaser

two fingers in anal cavity and one finger in vagina

yea, i gave her the squirrel teaser

after i gave her the squirrel teaser my finger smelt like fish

by timbo420 January 26, 2009

Tendah (Tender)

Can be used in oh so many different ways; universally. History: Named by two kids Dan and Suzanne from Massachusetts. It was at first used normaly as in "Oh look at the baby over there, soooo tender and maternal."
A loud lesbian then expanded this word especially at a Summer college class in Maine. It is now used many different ways. Embellishing the word and over-using it is part of it's charm.
This word sprung the usage of "rare" or "prime" or "medium rare."

Dude, that chick is oh so Tendah (Tender)." "This meat is wicked tender.

by C Dawg$ June 30, 2010

Crispy tender

When u deep fry your penis and then beat it

Oh yesterday cj and and lane had a crispy tender.

by Traffic4gays April 16, 2017

tender vittles

a term applied to feline excrement that dogs, and other domestic animals, like to snack upon..and then lick their owners faces. yum!

oh jesus, the dog just helped himself to the tender vittle buffet (aka the litter box)

by chemicalpixie February 13, 2004

barted; v., past-tense

made a stupid mistake; had a brain fart

I barted and blew the test.

by K. Doyle February 18, 2003