tease

a girl who loves to build up sexual tension. someone who loves to drive you crazy
she was such a tease last night. I have never wanted someone more
by uualreadyknoww January 21, 2022
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Dunk tease

A person (often a significant other) who promises to treat you to Dunkin' Donuts (often the night before) and then fails to deliver on said promise.
As this was not the first time a promise of Dunkin' was unfulfilled, you are officially a dunk tease
by TheLiquidMind January 24, 2024
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Microwave Tease

When you reheat leftovers in the microwave, and despite testing some of the food to make sure it’s hot the rest of it is still cold.
Last night my microwave teased me, so I just ate my poutine cold
by Jaymes175 February 05, 2024
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Elevator Tease

When at a business where there's a freight elevator, and the main floor rings the bell signalling that it is getting sent up... but never comes up.
*Bell ringing*
Person 1: Oh yay! they are sending up the elevator!
*3 minutes later*
Person 2: uhh, I don't think they are.
Person 1: CURSE YOU ELEVATOR TEASE!
by Friggin' Biggs November 21, 2010
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Hop-in-tease

A prank where the prankster hits the gas just when the victim is about to hop in to the car. Usually repeated a few times. Victim ends up walking a distance before getting into the vehicle.
Driver (with the car on stand-by): "Is everyone in the car? Can we go"?
Passenger 1: "Hold up, Alex is coming"
Passenger 2: "We should totally hop-in-tease him"

Driver moves the car forward just when Alex is about to open the car door
Alex walks forward to the car
Driver moves the car forward again just when Alex is about to open the car door

Alex: okay I'm not getting in unless you back up to me
Driver: alrite, alrite, wont do it again, get in, we're getting late

Alex moves towards the car door and just when he reaches the door driver hits the gas again.

Alex: Ah F*** off
by santaklawze November 30, 2011
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tease virgin

When you sexually tease a person that you are talking to. You dont even have to be a virgin to be called this that simple fact is irelevant.
God damn it paul I just cant believe that your talking to another tease virgin!
by Jim, the tease virgin January 23, 2016
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Sneeze Tease

The event of feeling like you are about to sneeze but not sneezing.
I thought I was going to sneeze but it was just a sneeze tease.
by Phantom Payne November 19, 2019
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