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tea potting

a sexual act performed on a male by a partner (straight or gay). the male fills a tea pot with warm (not hot!) water. he then places his balls into the open top of the tea pot. the partner then blows down the spout of the tea pot causing a jacuzzi effect on the males scrotum. it is then accompanied by a handjob. note: no boiling water or tea bags should be used at any time during this sexual act.
hey baby, did you wanna try something new tonight? yeah? i was thinking of tea potting
tea potting by evil bob August 30, 2006
Related Words

tea nigger 

Term to describe any person from the United Kingdom. Skin color inspecific.
Tony Blair, John Major, and Shakespeare are all tea niggers. Prior to death, Lady Di was a tea nigger.
tea nigger by polyethylene glycol October 20, 2006

Tea potting

A favourite of the royals, a gentleman fills a teapot with luke warm water and kneels down so that his balls are submurged in the water but his cock is above the teapot. A lady friend is then requested to straddle him, positioning her bottom over the tea spout. As she rides him, carefully- air pressures may fluctuate in the tea spout and in her ass, thus causing a jacuzzi effect for the man
"I took my girlfriend for a curry last night. Tea potting all night long. So mate- dont ever use this teapot... "
Tea potting by Marie Costello August 26, 2007

tea Julie-Andrews 

Tea, white-nun

Tea avec milk but sans sugar.
Lady of the house: "Would you like a cup of Tea?"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Julie-Andrews!"
LOTH "fancy a shag BTW?"
Builder "No, I'm a lesbian"

tea bill 

"Tea bill" is how the financial world will refer to U.S. federal government debt instruments after the Republican teapartiers manage to damage the full faith & credit of the United States via government shutdowns and partial defaults, thereby leading to a downgrade in our national creditworthiness.
The retirement funds of millions of Americans lost a fortune in market value this week. Among the hardest hit were those funds unfortunate enough to have invested too heavily in tea bills.
tea bill by Beltway Panda October 5, 2013
(Tea-Vajj-ed)

The word one uses when one gets tea-bagged, except by a girl. How it works is left up to the users sick imagination. More likely to be heard used over the internet, particularly X-Box Live.
KrAZyGIrll299: Yeah, get owned, sucka!

ThaaManlyMan: Shut up and make me a sandwich.

KrAZyGIrll299: What?! Oh, you're gettin' tea-vagged now!
Tea-vag by Ryan283 January 27, 2009