Surprise Poem!

Roses are red, violets are blue…You followed along! THANK YOU!

The suspense is intense, but it’s about to end.

Thanks for hanging in there so long, my friend.

A cat, a car, a job, or man?

Sorry to disappoint, it’s definitely not OnlyFan’s.

Now the time has come & it just wouldn’t be me…
If my response was easy, not feisty or mischievous, you see?

The answer’s is the photo, do you see where?

I’m sitting it in! I got a new CHAIR! 🪑

🤭🤭🤭🤣

Surprise Poem! Typical Megan. 🫠

by Mischievous Megan June 09, 2022

slippery surprise

When you slide from the one hole into the two hole.

"I was railing a cougar last night and decided to give her the slippery surprise! Like most cougars, she wanted it."

by Cougar slayer April 14, 2014

waffle surprise

When a female shaves her vaginal region in a noughts and crosses shape and pour syrup into her orifices. She then proceeds to briefly surprise men by whipping off her gown for a sweet delicacy.

Lola: "Check this out guys, BAM!"
Daniel: "Hey guys, check out Lola's Waffle Surprise!!"

by WaffleBashingFloof October 14, 2014

Spaghetti Surprise

When you find you have a tapeworm infestation after using the toilet. Instead of a normal lincoln logsets... you see a pile of bloody tapeworms with little poop nuggets that look like meatballs... thus, a spaghetti surprise.

My friend Matt just got back from Mexico and had to go to the hospital after having a spaghetti surprise in the toiler.

by Marky Benjamin June 06, 2010

Crown Surprise

to add one chicken nugget to the top middle of any sandwich (usually beef) at Burger King

Burger King Employee #1: "What a pleasant customer! I wish all customers were that courteous."

Burger King Employee #2: "Yeah, I totally just gave him the Crown Surprise on his Whopper."

by Balkman January 09, 2009

Pittman surprise

The act of giving your sexual partner "THE"orgasm of their lifetime and one they'll never know without a Pittman to give them that good ole Pittman Surprise!The type of orgasm that cannot be duplicated by anyone except a Pittman by blood!

I am going out with one of those Pittman family members this evening, and I'm gonna get myself a good old "Pittman Surprise" tonight!

by Heat seeker September 06, 2021

Surprise Stoner

One who is not usually associated with drugs that actually smokes frequently.

Friend1: "Do you want to know a secret about Marissa in our AP Lit class?"
Friend2: "I already know, she's a surprise stoner!"

by TeamS June 22, 2012