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himalayan surprise

Where you cum and shit in a latex glove and leave it in your buddies bathroom.
Himalayan Surprise

Dude 1: Hey I just pulled a Himalayan surprise in Max’s bathroom!

Dude 2: Nice bro! He’s gonna be pissed when he recovers from his hangover!
by 2jm022 February 13, 2022
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The Element of Surprise

when writing (normally in a book) or a film/movie has the reader/audience surprised by an action or a fact
by BALOPER February 4, 2021
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Sailor Surprise

A mixture of period blood and semen. Usually a stain of some sort. Named because of "seamen"'s likeness to semen.
She was having her period, so I raw-dogged her and now I've got a Sailor Surprise on my sheets.
by MattyLight21 January 31, 2008
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The Surprise Unicorn

A sex move in which you’re fucking a girl from behind while you’re licking an ice cream cone. At the moment of climax, you turn the cone upside down and stick it on her forehead while she moans. The move resembles a neighing unicorn.
“Bro, you should’ve seen her face when I hit her with The Surprise Unicorn. It was priceless.”
by AidanTheHill123 July 25, 2023
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waffle surprise

When a female shaves her vaginal region in a noughts and crosses shape and pour syrup into her orifices. She then proceeds to briefly surprise men by whipping off her gown for a sweet delicacy.
Lola: "Check this out guys, BAM!"
Daniel: "Hey guys, check out Lola's Waffle Surprise!!"
by WaffleBashingFloof October 13, 2014
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aqua surprise

The act of farting into a water bottle, closing and offering a drink to an unsuspecting victim
The rookie was given an aqua surprise to tame his dubious mouth
by CAopey October 6, 2010
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The Captain’s Surprise

Sneaking three fingers in the asshole while wearing a captains hat and blowing an airhorn.
( verb)
The Captain’s Surprise: Sneaking three fingers in the asshole while wearing a captains hat and blowing an airhorn.

“He gave me the Captains surprise on our second date at the marina.”
by Jamsandwich1 May 31, 2023
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