Steaming Susan

The act of putting saran wrap over your face while another person defecates on it.

Steve wanted to bring the relationship to the next level so he asked Mindy to give him a Steaming Susan.

by Undercovermuthafunka November 15, 2018

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steaming

to be high asf, after a long tolerance break (about 1-2 weeks or more) .

“yo im fucking steaming rn”

by Jahmir November 30, 2019

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Steaming Collinsworth

When you hold someone up in a pool and they take a shit on your head.

My wife wanted to get crazy in the pool so I had her give me a steaming Collinsworth in the pool.

by BassMaster88 May 23, 2020

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Steaming Peking Dumpling

When you’ve eaten way to much Chinese food that turned out to be loaded with salmonella. Followed by a raging case of dysentery.

Holy shit, I just took the biggest Steaming Peking Dumpling and my asshole still burns.

by Rick Junk October 22, 2020

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Steaming

Drunker than drunk, you can’t see strait and you (from experience) knock on your neighbour’s door asking if they have any spare lightbulbs

Person 1: Mate how the fuck did these pink fairy’s get in to your gaff?

Person 2: Your fucking steaming

by Some-mentle-cunt January 24, 2021

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Edge (AKA: the new-new Internet Explorer), Bing, or any other browser and search engine which are widely used to install a better browser and default search engine.

For each of these "services" which "service you" individually, regardless of consent, see "Piece of Crap".

Oh no, I accidentally typed something in and it opened in this Steaming Pile of Crap instead of my Real Browser.

Oh wow, Windows is now set on taking Chromium and turning that into a Steaming Pile of Crap too. At least it is slightly more secure.

by Urban Dictionmaker May 9, 2021

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Steaming a phattie

Ignoring all current responsibilities to wander off and get high as fuck, then snuggle up in bed

In an alternate universe where Bruce Almighty uses his god-like powers to become a mass pot dealer instead of taking on the soul crushing duty of playing the lord, he takes a nap instead of answering all the prayer emails on his computer after steaming a phattie.

by Jamesfrancosdog July 30, 2021

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