Tool Status

To obtain the status of a Tool

Andrey is such a Tool.

Yeah he now has Tool Status.

by alexblanch April 13, 2010

cocaine statue

A statue made of hardened cocaine, often used by drug smugglers as a way to smuggle drugs to a different country.

A group of Mexicans used a cocaine statue of Jesus as a way to smuggle cocaine into the US.

by Dubiks December 21, 2018

Pile of statue

What locals call an infamous, overpriced, piece of "art" located smack dab in the center of downtown for all to see. Intended to look like a coiled up snake, it actually looks like a pile of ----. Hence the name "Pile of statue".

While driving through downtown San Jose on W. San Carlos Blvd,

Friend: Holy crap, what's that?
Local: That my friend, is the city councils latest embarassment, the infamous San Jose Pile of Statue!

by PDiddzle July 16, 2009

backpack status

When a girl/guy is constantly hanging off your back. This is worse then a stage 5 clinger. This person just doesnt understand no

Omg I told you I wont give you my # what is wrong with you? do you take no for an answer? youre like a backpack just hanging off of my back. serious backpack status.

by yan starr August 30, 2011

statue of liberty

in this sex positon you will grab ones Penial region and firmly wave it in the wait while holding a ipad and filming it. You may also find yourself to scream freedom during this.

" So how was your date?" Jen asked "It was great we tried out this sex po called statue of liberty and..." "please stop"

by wackydachy March 14, 2019

Kendra Status

A very emotional/annoying/repetative facebook status always complaining about older guys. Often made about five times per day.

"Dude, Check out Maya's facebook, it's filled with Kendra Statuses!"

"I know!, It's annoying!"

by MerrittKid November 12, 2012

nagger status

A black jigalow.

Look over there at that nagger status pro gettin' all them hoes.

by naggerstatus. July 2, 2011