Counter Status

When someone makes a facebook status in response to another persons facebook status, usually in an aggressive manner. Often no ones name is used in the status, but because of a mutually know situation they do not have to use names.

Person A Status: "So-and-so is a cheap a-hole who doesn't think of anyone but himself, that necklace was practically a cracker jack prize!"

Person B Counter Status: "You've shown your true colors. It wasn't cheap when I bought it for you bitch."

by Iaintgotnoshame May 11, 2010

Waver Status

When walking by someone you have known for years, but have a grudge against them or you just don't like them. maybe that person came over to your mothers house for your family birthday dinner and you caught them masturbating in your family room. When you see this person coming towards you, as you walk down the street, you do not stop to say "Hello" or "Hey, hows your dog doing?" You simply wave and carry on.

Oh yeah, fuck him! He has been demoted to waver status.

by J-Gutes March 6, 2011

Kendra Status

A very emotional/annoying/repetative facebook status always complaining about older guys. Often made about five times per day.

"Dude, Check out Maya's facebook, it's filled with Kendra Statuses!"

"I know!, It's annoying!"

by MerrittKid November 12, 2012

nagger status

A black jigalow.

Look over there at that nagger status pro gettin' all them hoes.

by naggerstatus. July 2, 2011

Love Statue

Describing a man's erection or a dildo

Quick I need some new batteries for my Love statue!

by Billy Thatchweaver September 7, 2013

master status

The description of a person that everyone else knows them by which makes them easily identifiable. Usually consisting of a name and a small specific detail that relates to that person.

Who was just on the phone with you?
Karen with the tits<--Master Status

Which toolbag are you talking about?
Gary from Dove Creek<--Master Status

Where should i get a sack?
Skater Mike<--Master Status

by rgloc February 23, 2009

Status Chat

When 2 or more people use their facebook status updates and status comments to chat, instead of using facebook instant messages, MSN, or any other form of instant messaging.

Jim: Is wondering when the party is
Jack comment : 9:30 man, see you there
Jim Comment: Oh sweet, didnt know you were going
Jack Comment: Yeah i wasnt till just now
Jim Comment. Cool. Its been a while man, how are you?
Jack Comment: Good, but lets use MSN, we dont want this to turn into a status chat.

by dffgdddd February 4, 2010