Norwegian squeeze

An act so horrific it's punishable by death in 52 countries, and it is illegal to describe and teach it to others in the UK, USA and many more.

Lol, I'll give his hole a Norwegian squeeze

"Honey, please, drink driving is dangerous" "Shut up and get in the car or i'll give your mother a norwegian squeeze and she'll be limping home tonight!"

by paz123321123 October 17, 2012

Oreo Squeeze

An awkward but loving hug where two black people hug with a white person in the middle.

Black guy 1: Yo Davon! Dave's girlfriend just broke up with him... he looks real unhappy. Let's oreo squeeze that mutha' fucka
Black guy 2: Word.

by Benjaminevans June 7, 2013

freedom squeeze

Using one or both hands to apply compressive force to a females genitalia in order to cause sexual excitement

While dancing with Tina, I reached around and gave her a nice freedom squeeze.

by America7601 February 2, 2015

unhappy squeeze

Beat that meat then cry about it

I cried then had an unhappy squeeze

by djungy July 13, 2014

weiner squeeze

The action of squeezing the Weiner

I watched this porn last night. That was a really nice Weiner Squeeze.

by PseuDEEZ NUTS! HAH GATEEM! September 14, 2016

Crank Squeeze

To vigorously masturbate.

I was so stressed from work last night that I had to crank squeeze in the bathroom on my break.

by Goi Boi July 27, 2016

Michigan Squeezing Twat

Michigan native who you are trying to pass or merge in front of that speeds up to close that gap.

I witnessed a Michigander towing their snowmobiles traveling at 60 mph in the left lane on I96 westbound perform a beautifully executed Michigan Squeezing Twat on a vehicles attempting to pass them.

by norm the plum June 5, 2017