star spangled and mangled

When you get really really drunk on independence day.

John got star spangled and mangled last night! He threw up everywhere.

by Chowpal November 21, 2017

Cocker Spaniel

A cocker spaniel is a type if dog that used to be hunting dogsthe are part of the spaniel community. The color of there skin color can be tan, brown black, or gray.

My adorable Cocker Spaniel is laying on my couch.

by Rebecca Fermantino January 27, 2018

Star Spangled Boner

The never-released 1981 porn flick starring John Holmes as President Ronald Reagan, screened privately every Fourth of July for a handful of top-tier Republicans at The Bohemian Grove, their tightly-guarded summer enclave in the Northern California Redwoods.

He'd figured it was an urban legend, but there it was, July 4th in the Grove's outdoor amphitheater, "Star Spangled Boner".

by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020

Sloppy Spaniard

When you and your girl are having the most gruesome sex every while riding a bull

Hey John did you see me and my girl doing a sloppy spaniard in the back wan last night.

by Wesmoose October 16, 2020

Fuck Spang

Phrase: to be used when those good for nothing EOD techs at Spang insist they are the only ones able to take these cush missions but leave all the actual work to others

Man did you hear? Spang took another deployment to the Mediterranean with full per diem, but couldn't deploy a single x-package.Fuck Spang

by Salty-boi July 25, 2021

twat spangle

When you get hit in the vagina after instigating a lesbian couple to fight.

"Oh no! That's my vagina. I got twat spangled! No one likes a twat spangle".

by Kimber7893 October 3, 2021

Joe Spangie

something you use in a exciting manner.

"YOO THAT WAS SO COOL"

"Dont you mean that was totally joe spangie?"

"Oh yea my bad."

by Finn5 November 1, 2021