Soggy Yankee Yank

A common gesture performed by the majority of American males upon exiting a body of water whereby the male tugs at his crotch, introducing air into his swim suit, thus obscuring both the size and shape of his penis. Some members of other cultures believe it is a reflection of the general tendancy of US males to hide their true merit and rely on smoke and mirrors to create a misleading or inflated impression.

Concerned that his penis was smaller than the other men, the self-conscious American swimmer performed a Soggy Yankee Yank as he exited the pool.

by opticnrv September 8, 2013

Flag

Get the Soggy Yankee Yank mug.

soggy bacon

When a girl expects a guys junk to be erect and happy to see her, and sadly comes to realize its flaccid, or "soggy". Like the actual soggy bacon, its disappointing.

Mike: Hey man, how was that chick last night?
Jaquare: Shit, man. I thought I was ready, but I pulled a soggy bacon on her.

by abofdrjizz June 27, 2014

Flag

Get the soggy bacon mug.

Related Words

soogy • soogyu • Soggy • soggy biscuit • soggy waffle • soggy doggy • spoogy • sooty • soggy bread • soggy taco

Soggy Crumpet

Another male masturbating game similar to soggy biscuit, but much worse as the target is now a crumpet (a much more absorbent vessel). Participants must circle jerk onto the crumpet. Whoever comes first is deemed the winner and the loser must eat the cum-loaded crumpet.

Soggy biscuit? That's nothing, try soggy crumpet!

by yoshi12 October 10, 2014

Flag

Get the Soggy Crumpet mug.

Soggy Parcel

When a man ejaculates into an envelope or box and mails it to his friend.

Mike - "Hey Humph, what are you getting me for Christmas?"
Humphrey - "Check your mail, I'm sending you a soggy parcel."

by LiquidM November 2, 2014

Flag

Get the Soggy Parcel mug.

soggy trumpet

A soggy trumpet is when you start eating someone asshole out until it is drenched in their juices and your saliva, I'm talking Pacific ocean drenched. Then you either a) jam your fist wrist deep in the bitch and play her like a trumpet or b) grab that dudes dick and work it like a trumpet. Then to complete the rusty trumpet you blow into their asshole. Like blow their kidneys out blow.

Reptar: Have you guys heard of the soggy trumpet?
Running Man: Hell yea I did that to my chick last night
Jim: *mumbles
Juggalo: yea my wife gives them nigirly
Onyx: unfortunately...
Soggy: my girl did dat ish last night, ya feel me

by Reptar77 December 16, 2014

Flag