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the sneaky juan

1)Blindfolding and restraining your sexual partner then leaving the room indefinitely.
I wanted to play RDR2, but she wanted to get freaky. I had to give her the sneaky Juan.
by Dòn Kiebals April 12, 2019
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sneaky Eskimo

Someone who is sleeping or unaware gets nutted on the face and ice thrown on them
My friend wouldn’t wake up so I gave him a sneaky Eskimo
by Japoncho July 11, 2023
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Sneaky Butthole

Someone whose questionable actions cause you to learn an important lesson and then they pretend it was their plan to enlighten you all along.
(South Park) While Stan's ploy to distract others from his own dishonesty inadvertently led to people taking up a positive cause, his "that was really my plan all along" attitude cemented his reputation as a Sneaky Butthole.

(Arrested Development) George Senior's use of Sneaky Butthole tactics to teach his children life lessons may have traumatized them, but they sure didn't forget to leave a note on the fridge again. Ever.
by JohnnyApocalypse August 27, 2013
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Sneaky Gent

When you yearn to be in smash ultimate but are unable to wah
there once was a "sneaky gent" who yearned to be in smash ultimate but then learned he was unable to wah
by mikegent July 16, 2018
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The Sneaky Pittbull

When you convince your lover to get in doggystyle position so you can have a look at the glory of it from behind. Unknowingly to her sneak up and bite the meaty part of the ass gently at first. This will cause them to startle and jump forward, which in turn will sink your teeth further in, after you’re locked in growl and thrash like an out of control pit bull.
Yeah dude last night I gave my wife the sneaky pittbull. It was great but it really pissed her off, now I won’t get none for a week, but it sure was worth it.
by Nolte123 June 15, 2023
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sneaky peep

When a man comes around the corner penis first, shaking his soft penis in his hand and says “are you ready daddies”.
I can’t believe Cody did the sneaky peep at his friends bat mitzvah!
by Sneaky Pete October 3, 2019
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Sneaky butcher

A man who goes round the back with his meat
I had no idea Geoff was a sneaky butcher
by Knedliki May 15, 2016
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