The Diddy Kong Smash is the perfect sexual receipe for disaster. This stunt requires a long rubber dildo (perferably a double dong), and a woman who doesn't mind having a toy in her ass during intercourse. Wait untill you get your rocks off, and at that very moment you rip the dildo out of her tightly clamped ass, cock back and hit her in the face with it.
The Diddy Kong Smash, the act of hitting your girlfriend in the face with a dildo you just pulled out of her ass.
The Diddy Kong Smash, the act of hitting your girlfriend in the face with a dildo you just pulled out of her ass.
I could have landed a second date with Mary had I not given her the diddy kong smash. I'm sure dumping the condom on her dress didn't help either.
Oh well.
Oh well.
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An expression of extreme anger at something so amazingly fucking stupid that everyone involved in any way with it should be slapped.
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NecroVMX: TACO BELL MAKES FRIES? WHAT THE FUCK?
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NecroVMX: TACO BELL MAKES FRIES? WHAT THE FUCK?
NecroVMX: SLAPS ALL AROUND
by NecroVMX June 28, 2003
Get the SLAPS ALL AROUND mug."Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex!" is often used in situations where your playing super smash bros and get beaten to the point where you forget that you're playing a game and know that the only comparison to what's happening to you is forceful anal sex.
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Get the Smash a deuce mug.A rare expression used by closet-nymphs; it will often be shouted unexpectedly, and result in the man-cub prematurely ejaculating.
Man-cub: This is really good sex, considering it's our second time ever. I'm really enjoying it....
Closet-nymph: Yeah! Smash the puss!
Man-cub: Shit! I'm going to cummm!
Closet-nymph: Dumb cunt!
Closet-nymph: Yeah! Smash the puss!
Man-cub: Shit! I'm going to cummm!
Closet-nymph: Dumb cunt!
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Get the Smash the puss! mug.when you finish having sex with a hoe and/or slut, and you are not satisfied you smack her with your dick and you shove your cock in her mouth.
Patrick: "Hey what happened with you and that hoe Jill from the club last night?"
Bob: "Oh man she was trash, I had to super smash that hoe"
Bob: "Oh man she was trash, I had to super smash that hoe"
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