dog slapping

The act of slapping a canine as an act of dicipline or dominace

"He went dog slapping... but hes dog slapping a pack of wolves?"
"You idiot, quit dog slapping!"

by onewingedblackbird November 5, 2022

slap a cig

to ask someone if they have an extra cigarette for you or to ask if they want to go smoke one

-Damn, I got a 4% on my math test, I need to go slap a cig.

-Shit, I'm out of cigs, you mind if I slap one?

by captain insano32 March 14, 2011

Saggy Slapped

The act of being slapped with the saggy breasts of a mature femme fatale.

Well I was bangin' that granny last night and I tried to stick it in her arse and she turned around and saggy slapped me, the bitch!

by thesaggyslapper99 December 10, 2009

brain-slap

verb. to surprise yourself by doing something unexpected or something you thought was out of your league

I used to think I was stuck in my behavioural patterns forever. Then I brain-slapped myself.

Doing something revolutionary like asking for help really brain-slapped me.

by Krkič February 12, 2019

Chippy Slap

Forcibly preventing one from taking potato chips out of a bowl with a swift slap on the hand.

A husband reaches for a bowl of chips at a BBQ but his wife slaps his hand away.

The Chippy Slap has left the husband feeling caged and unfulfilled.

by dockthirty August 21, 2013

cuck slap

To slap another man while trying to look manly for your wife who already made a cuck out of you

Will Smith cuck slapped Chris Rock when he made a joke mentioning his wife.

by PrettyhugeD March 28, 2022

Jiffy Slap

The act of applying peanut butter to your hand, and slapping someone across the face. It is most effective when performed on someone with a mild peanut allergy.

Person #1: He's such a jerk, next time I see him it's jiffy slap time.
Person #2: Use chunky, smooth just wont cut it.

by Ellis Lee September 27, 2011