Simon

The smartest, hottest, fittest guy in the planet.

Hey is that Simon, no wonder I feel so hot today!

by Synthrostx October 17, 2019

Simon Carr

A very epic man. A person whomst is very fun to hang out with and is very sunglasses. His dick is somewhere between 2-35 inches long. (It’s two). But more importantly (his cock is small) his soul is kind and smart. (Seriously tho his cock is tiny what a little bitch). He’s a smart man with a big heart. (his dicks skinny too, like you can see the dick bone). Despite being a good kind man, Simon has managed to be a Jew. Now I have no idea how he balances this double life but he does it well. Simon Carr is a good man and a good friend.

Simon Carr is Jewish, but I swear he’s cool

by TheRealEdgeLord69 December 3, 2019

Simon Hemel

His hair looks like a horses pubic hair and a lions main. We could probably land a jumbo jet on his hair

ey ur a goat you must be simon hemel

by Marmalade December 8, 2019

samosa

small ars of a quer as a samosa

yeah,god was great there have been found a samosa.The boy was thin and stubborn(now for why!!?)

by bad,good? December 24, 2019

Simon

Has a tendency to call himself retarded and be random. He like to say he is the 3rs

Retarded
Random
Reliable

Stop being such a simon

by Simo333 January 5, 2020

shmosh

The top part of a newly opened tub of soft scoop ice-cream.

The shmosh is the best part of a new tub of ice-cream.

by Robpalwrites July 12, 2020

Simon Wall

A math teacher. The best teacher. I wish I could have been given birth to him.

#LoveMr.Wall
I love Simon Wall!

by O30E May 18, 2021