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Smoothie

This is a Brazilian Wax job on a man. It is when the hair on the balls, taint, and even the asshole gets stripped off.
I got a smoothie and it was the most painful thing that I have ever done but well worth the reaction that I got from my girlfriend.
by vulcangreen December 21, 2008
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Silky-Smooth

The hottest forum poster on the WoW Offtopic forums.
I want to have hardcore buttsecks with silky.
by THURSDAY4LIFE June 6, 2004
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smoothy

A handheld club,used to render a person unconsious quickly. Usually a leather flail with lead balls inside. Also called a flap-jack.
That muthafucker was talking shit, but when he tried to jump, I busted him upside the head with a smoothy
by DICKSTRATEN July 5, 2008
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sour smoothie

when a man ejaculated into an anus,and seals it into the anus with a sex toy, only to release it by taking the toy out, making a shit and cum smoothie like consistency when defecating.
"I would love to give her a *sour smoothie* tonight"
"Make sure to shower after taking a *sour smoothie*"
by Jhon K November 1, 2017
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Cock-shit Smoothie

When someone shits in another person's mouth, then shoves there cock in that persons mouth, while also swirling it around making the shit into a smoothie type material.
I'm going to make a cock-shit smoothie out of you if you keep saying that.
by David Thomas Pacheco October 19, 2008
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naturally smooth

naturally smooth is having little body hair except for head, underarms and pubes.
I'm blond and naturally smooth, so the other cadets like to have cumgasms in my cute, pink boyhole!
by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021
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puke smoothie

Hey Andrew, wanna puke smoothie? I made it myself.
by meh July 4, 2006
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