shitty cock

its when a girl shits on your cock and then you anal her

That bitch just gave me a "shitty cock".

by sambino lec February 21, 2009

Shitty Balls

The art of fucking a chick while dipping your balls in her ass

(loosening the asshole may be needed)

i love when i get shitty balls :)

by anuslicker6969696969696969 December 29, 2009

Bay Shitty Strawberry

The act of putting a strawberry in a woman's vagina and then shoving your thumb rapidly up her ass causing the strawberry to shoot out her vagina and then catching it in your mouth.

"Damn man I took that chick home last night and I did the Bay Shitty Strawberry on her."

by Dragonheart April 10, 2009

shitty shitty bang bang

having sex with a member of the opposite sex while on the toilet.

A had to go to the bathroom so I called my girlfriend in there and we had a nice shitty shitty bang bang.

by abcdefghi April 23, 2007

shittypants

Someone who inadvertantly shits their pants during a time period which it is highly uncommon for one to soil themselves.

The phrase is usually used behind the soiler's back to make fun of them or to publicly humiliate them without thier common knowledge.

Guy #1: "Dude, that chick got so wasted last night, she passed out and shit her pants"

Guy #2: "No way! What a Shittypants!"

Guy #1: "She even left little shits in the matress, and she doesn't think anybody knows she shit herself!"

Shittypants: "You guys talking about me?"

Guy #2: ........no.

by morganshittypants October 15, 2008

shittywowa

a term for a breed of dog that is a cross between a Shitzu and a Chihuahua

Benny the Shitzu the Dudu the Chihuahua dudu'd it and made a Shittywowa.

by frillypantz January 3, 2007

ShittyRickyFromRoss

a short chubby guy that poops his pants under pressure. like when driving to the doctor or having to work a double at an irish pub. he has also been known to leave skiddy undies in random places around the house.

hi my name is rick i work at martinos in cincinnati ohio. if you want an example, come see me at work. i'll show you my skids. I'm knows as ShittyRickyFromRoss.

by Dustin and Jay December 24, 2008