Shaping your beret

The act of preparing your mangina for weekend drill. As in shaving and moisturizing said area.

Sean are you shaping your beret in preparation for drill this weekend. Yes I am the guys are gonna love me for it.

by Mr. Greybush April 10, 2010

slapping beaver

When the loose portions (lips) of a womans vagina slap/clap when vigorously jumping up and down.

The dancer on the full nude strip bar stage had a severe case of slapping beaver.

by Frontbutt79 December 7, 2016

slapping your watch

It’s same as beat your meat. It’s a less specific way of talking about the term so you don’t get in trouble

“Have you been slapping your watch in the bathroom?”

by ohnomycarrots February 9, 2019

gopher shopping

When a completely inept person, sends an equally inept person (or gopher), to do their own shopping. Often, the gopher can be observed standing in the middle of the store, yapping on a cell phone with the person who subsequently sent them. Screaming out a variety of sizes, colours, and prices.

"That customer doesn't seem to know what she wants."

"Of course she doesn't. She's gopher shopping."

by D. Gould February 28, 2006

keyboard slapping

Self-explanatory. It's where you slap the keyboard with your hands to make up a name such as a username or name for a character.

I just did some keyboard slapping to make up my OC's (original character) name.

When I signed up for the website, I couldn't think of a username, so I just keyboard slapped it.

by Kusco March 24, 2008

Bro Shopping

Shopping with your bros, usually for unnecessary objects

"Hey bro, I need a kazoo."
"Let's go bro shopping!"

by sexymanmeat910 April 14, 2010

Job Shopping

The act of going into every store you want to work in and asking for a job. Usually practiced by teenagers during vacation.

Bob: Hey want to come over later? I was thinking we could go to the mall and make fun of tourists, maybe buy some stuff.
Jim: Nah I gotta go job shopping before I can afford to go shopping anywhere else.

by aman13 August 1, 2010