by BILLYBOB BOB December 14, 2008

"Shits been happening to me today. I failed the math test, a creep gave me a creme brulee, and my roommates left feces on the floor!"
by noshits November 8, 2011

something some people like to eat and throw up on and swish it around in there mouth example 2girls1cup
hey man i just had the biggest shit ever
omg did she swallow that shit
that was alot of shit in that cup for a girl
omg did she swallow that shit
that was alot of shit in that cup for a girl
by afromanblake February 8, 2008

Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.
Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.
Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!
Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.
Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!
by DarthKieduss March 1, 2014

by Dick Walding! March 14, 2009

One who is both awesome and rather iresponsible/lazy/bitchy. Most people have a cousin (doesn't have to be a first cousin, can be 2nd, 3rd, etc)or weird Uncle who fits this description. A person who is simply The Shit. They do nothing but bitch (or becth as Kelly would say) and complain, but there is just something about them that makes them so wicked sweet that they are most definitely The Shit.
by I warn, but nobody heeds my words May 6, 2007

Hand ball table tennis. The coolest game ever! Played by local people at my high school during lunch. :) this game is The SHIT!
by Mikki Mouse June 4, 2005
