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Sellfish

Sellfish is when you couldn't give a stuff about the nearly 1.1M dead people from COVID-19 and your only pissed off about not being able to go outside for the next 9 months.
Man, your so ... Sellfish. Think about the children.
by Bryn Benn April 5, 2020
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Food Selfie

The act of taking a photo of enticingly good food.
I took a food selfie of my plate and the posted it on Yelp.
by clappr February 27, 2015
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Potato selfie

Potato selfieCamera angle face low by the neck , bad angle that makes your head look like a potato.
Potato selfie means in sentence: I'm sending a potato selfieto my best friend
by Jwmyra July 22, 2016
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Pyper selfie

Girl I'm talkin to just sent me nudes, what do I do?

"Dude, send her a pyper selfie"
by gumdr0pp December 23, 2017
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Point five selfie

The 0.5 selfie (pronounced "point five selfie") is the Gen Z version of the Myspace pose. It was made popular by social media influencers and other jobless young people that need attention from strangers. Gen Z persons have limited education and work ethic so the steps of a 0.5 selfie are extremely simple.

Step 1: Set your cell phone camera to the widest angle allowed.
Step 2: Stand in a strange position, the more awkward looking. If you can show all four limbs at once that is even better better.
Step 3: Hold camera above head and as far away from the body as possible.
Step 4: Make a face that portrays boredom. Pretend that you are not an "attention whore" and hate having your picture taken
Step 5: Take a picture and repeat at least 15 times while other people with real lives try to maneuver around you.
Step 6: Post to social media while pretending you are important enough that people will care.

If done correctly your head will look very small while your arms and legs will look incredibly large and strangely disproportionate. A good point five selfie will not represent what you truly look like.

For maximum effect these pictures are taken in settings that no one cares what you are doing. Good locations to take them would at a grocery store or riding in an elevator.
I know all my followers really want to see me eating chex mix while standing in a stair well so I should take a point five selfie.
by Wordiculous July 18, 2022
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but first let me take a selfie

Humanity has finally hit 100% retardedness. A son was actually made about taking a selfie. A girl is in a bathroom taking selfies and talking about boys and throwing up at any chance she can (probably because she balimic ) but that story is for another day. While her friend wants to get out of the bathroom she says "But first let me take a selfie" making her possibly a worse person than Adolf Hitler himself.
Hey shaniqua ?
Yesh babez ?

Want to go outside and get out of this brothel ?

Yesh, But first let me take a selfie !
Wow this girl is sooo ratchet.
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a seafish

meaning to be joking or silly, not serious. A facetious pronounciation of "facetious."
Oh, I see, you're just being a seafish.
by dbmyrrha November 4, 2006
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