Alibi Selfi

Coworker: Hey, the boss thinks that you lied about taking off early to get new tires for your car. You might be in trouble!
Me: Don't worry, all is fine.
Coworker: Dude, I'm worried.
Me: I've taken selfies of myself at various places, including a tire store. I sent her an alibi selfie in a tire store waiting room.
Coworker: Damn you're good...

by Vonhousemann January 24, 2020

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Selfie

Someone who is selfish or makes selfish decisions in a group. This is a noun not a verb.

Alex is such a selfie, he wants us all to go downtown just cause his girl is there.

by Zakake June 20, 2020

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Selfie love

A way in which you demonstrate how much you love yourself. It’s through selfie love

Ariela loves herself so much. She is full of selfie love.

by Brothaontheinside August 12, 2020

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Selfie-love

A way to show your self-love with selfies

He must really love himself. He is all about the selfie-love.

by Brothaontheinside August 15, 2020

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Selfie facing

Used to describe highly stylized self portraits that only serve to diminish the subjects credibility.

"Really! Who do they think they are? That photo is just selfie facing".

by ScrumpyDan October 7, 2020

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An original picture/selfie

"An original"- A picture (selfie) taken specifically in the moment it is requested without preparation, a "snapshot" in time exactly as one is, a so called "glimpse of what one would witness in normal day to day life", not a "stock" photo, no filters or "camera tricks", no nudity (unless it's the proper time/place), generally reserved for someone special in your life significant other or a potential future significant other, etc...

Yet another Aaron Neal Pullen, Oaothr33 "original" concept... deal with it lol

"Yo girl... send me an original picture/selfie"
"I wanna see an original"

by Aaron Neal Pullen, Oaothr33 February 1, 2024

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