Man seasoning

When you make a man eat spicy food so he’s cum tastes of curry

Taking Charlie to haggle for some man seasoning

by Charles65615 June 12, 2018

Properly Seasoned

When you're not quite salty, but you're properly seasoned.

Bro, I just about to get the perfect spot in the parking lot when a guy jumped in and took it, I was salty for a second, but then I got the second best spot, so i'm just properly seasoned.

by MPRINZO January 29, 2019

Seppuku Season

That time of the year when everything is going so poorly that everyone begins to contemplate committing ritual suicide

If I get extended on this damn project one more time, it's Seppuku Season.
Other prominent examples of Seppuku Season include: Chicago winters, connecting flights, cancelled Uber EATS orders, and the deli running out of hummus

by Seppuku Sam September 27, 2018

Huntin season

The locals like Stealing Bennys shit at the jersey shore during the summer months

Guy 1: yo that Benny’s got a nice bike
Guy 2: it’s huntin season

by Localbeachkid October 4, 2018

muddy seasons

a game where drunk leprechauns fight to the death with suitcases.

“hey have you played muddy seasons?”
“ye mate, just unlocked new character called codie gaskell, when he gets a kill he says ‘wait at stumps bro’!”

by haydenlovesmilfs August 21, 2022

Opp season

A time of year where sliding on your opps ( opponents ) at any time/moment is permissible.

“Are u fr about to rob him ? hes w his daughter bro”

“ion care he can catch this fade”
“damn is it opp season??”

by swoozo October 7, 2022

icy season

the season to love ur self and ur ripe ass

it is icy season ladies

by icyseason1234 December 12, 2021