scupplet

In some parts of OHIO, a synonym for a dingleberry. Although specifically, a dingleberry is a piece of fecal matter trapped in the hairs around one's anus, while a scupplet actually refers to a "tiny dingleberry"- hence the diminutive "-let". To be even more precise, a scupplet is the combination of small bits of toilet paper that become enmeshed with the poop.

According to Merriam Webster, a dingleberry is a "foolish or stupid person" which can be misunderstood if using dingleberry in a pejorative manner. Are you calling your friend a fool or a piece of hairy poop?

Using "scupplet" takes the guesswork out of the matter... Use "scupplet" when using "dingleberry" isn't appropriate or the offense isn't worth a full-blown "dingleberry"

I can't believe you just said that! You're such a scupplet! OR "Honey, you not only have some dingleberries down here, but some scupplets as well."

by mdewguy February 13, 2024

Scupper scissoring

When two ships (especially cargo and tanker ships) with their front scuppers made contact together and rub, similar how lesbians made contact and rub their vulvas

P1: you would not believe what I saw yesterday at the port

P2: what?

P1: two ships were scisssoring

P2: so two lesbians were rubbing their vaginas on a ship?

P1: NOOO not that type of sissoring , So at the port a green container carrier and a reddish-Orangish LNG was scupper scissoring together untill they actually collided each other and start to sank

by Lily’ bam bam April 27, 2024

scelping

Scelping is the act of using the removed scalp of another human as a makeshift fleshlightt

Man, my pocket pussy ripped i had to go Scelping

by goonmasterskibidi April 29, 2024

Scalpers

The reason a lot of ordinary items become so expensive. Such as graphics cards, video games, tickets to sports games, etc. Lowlife assholes who can't get a job so instead resort to buying out stocks of highly wanted items to price gouge for them as they are now the only source of said product.

Fucking scalpers ended up making the RTX 3080 way too expensive for me to afford, so I had to settle on an RTX 3060 Ti instead...

by СукаБлять May 15, 2024

sclup

A really large scoop of something. Typically used in prisons.

The prison chef just gave me a sclup of slop. It was a great amount.

by GreenMow.com June 13, 2024

Scalp

noun: something to dig hairs into, a plain of potential emptiness waiting to be planted

verb: to remove a layer of something (eg wealth) from another person and leave them bereft

eg. He has a hairy scalp the scalp gleamed like a hard boiled egg
In the divorce she scalped him (anecdotal, used in chat between bitter formerly married men)

by Quincy123 November 18, 2024

Scumpt

Having been scooped up.

The cat has been scumpt up by me.

by sanfranchrisco December 2, 2024