Scoop and fling

The act of when you scoop and fling poop out of someone’s ass to make room for your fist

I just scoop and fling my grandma to make room for my fist. It’s all in the wrist

by Hellllo there March 31, 2019

Tipsy Scoop

After a night of boozing with your woman and things start getting weird, you hold a waffle cone under your girls ass while she takes a shit into it. You then take the skinny end of the cone and place it in her snatch, while you fuck the wide end with shit inside of it.

Dude how did it go last night? “Not bad, I ended up giving her a tipsy scoop”

by Imabrew17 May 17, 2018

chocolate scooping

Fisting someone in their anus.

My wife is interested in some chocolate scooping action!

Hey man! I chocolate scooped that bitch last night!

by BiggHoss511 November 13, 2012

ride scoop

A ride scoop is basically that one friend who can drive and picks you up when you need a ride.

Annie: Hey Bobby will you be my ride scoop and drive me to the mall?
Bobby: Sure Annie, anything for a friend.

Christie: Damn, i seriously want to go to the concert this weekend, but i don't have anyone to drive me. Robby? Do a friend a favor?
Robby: Yeah I'll be your ride scoop Christie, if you get me a ticket to the concert too :)

by urbandictionaryanonymous May 11, 2016

Scoop shard

A meth shard small enough to fit in a scoop made out of a a straw.

How much dope is left. ?

There is one big shard left as well as a few scoop shards

by Ceejay “murph” Jaymes April 16, 2018

moop scoop

An expression or phrase that you say when you have the strong urge to poop.

“Moop scoop!” Ronald screamed as he dashed down the hallway to the bathroom.

by Hal Squirt October 22, 2020

Lancaster Scoop

The art of fishing ones own turd out of the bath whilst occupying it, then gently placing it in the toilet.

Ah ya know me Terry, didn't have time to take a shit then have a bath so I just shat in the bath and gave it the old Lancaster Scoop.

by Spartan2020 November 22, 2020