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penis safari

The act of getting your arm stuck in a washing machine.
"What's up with tom!?" "I think he is going on a penis safari!"
by pussydestroyer17 June 23, 2023
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Poverty Safari

Social media content that is filmed in fringe areas with severe structural violence, allowing the viewer to vicariously experience places like the hoods of Detroit or homeless camps of LA.

(Coined by The Elephant Graveyard in reference to Joe Rogan's X/Twitter algorithim distorting his perspective of society.
As a suburban kid from Burberry, Connecticut—watching poverty safari content of crackheads fighting in the NYC subways helps me expand my cultural understanding of my country.
by pelican soup April 28, 2025
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Troglodyte safari

Watching reality TV shows like Dr. Phil, Jerry Springer or Ricki Lake for the guilty pleasure of mocking people in unfortunate situations, much like observing wild animals on a safari – except the “wildlife” are vulnerable humans being exploited for entertainment.

A pastime for middle-class viewers to reassure themselves of their own superiority while enjoying the misfortunes of others.
"I love watching Dr. Phil! It is always so entertaining!"
"That series is little more than troglodyte safari - you are just pointing and laughing at people who are worse off than you to feel better about yourself"
by M-peror July 29, 2025
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African safari

Putting something in between your buttcheeks and passing it to someone else via their buttcheeks via African safari
by Oranjeted August 10, 2025
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car-park safari

The act of driving around for hours looking for a place to park your car. Usually occurs in shopping centers on rainy days.
"Dude how was that car-park safari it went for hours!"
by Sexy__Bitch February 7, 2010
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put the scaffolding up

when you're chatting up a sort in preparation of dropping game on her
yeah mate I'm about to put the scaffolding up now
by lewis sexy boy November 25, 2016
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Straw berry scabachino

Period blood crust on on top of 14yo shmegma

With a smooth blend of diarrhea
Dude Becky had me in the first half up until she brought in her sister and handed a Straw berry scabachino!!!
by Smallweiner123 August 27, 2021
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