When one attempts to twerk but cannot do it and instead look like they are gyrating on a ghost in the corner of the room.
Boii number 1: Oh have you seen Em tonight?
Boii number 2: Yeah I though she looked fiiine
Boii number 1: I thought so too but then she pulled out a wet salmon
Boii number 2: Yeah I though she looked fiiine
Boii number 1: I thought so too but then she pulled out a wet salmon
by TheWetSalmon August 31, 2018
Ted didn't want his mom to find a used condom in his trash can, so he left his lover a Salmon Sac with mutual consent.
by mybrassisbiggerthanyourss January 30, 2016
Ted didn't want his mom to see a used condom in his trash, so he left his lover a Salmon Sac with mutual consent.
by mybrassisbiggerthanyourss January 30, 2016
1. An electricity waster. Especially in regions run on hydro-electric generation.
2. General Term for an environmentally apathetic jerk.
2. General Term for an environmentally apathetic jerk.
by Steve H. Perry February 27, 2009
Tom’s salmonic approach to investments yielded a huge return when the upstart tech company no one else had heard of tripled in value overnight.
by jdiggity83 May 19, 2020
Boyfriend: who was that guy
Girlfriend: oh, nobody *gives boyfriend a kiss*
She’s a “brown sugar salmon”
Girlfriend: oh, nobody *gives boyfriend a kiss*
She’s a “brown sugar salmon”
by Pear6 June 23, 2021
by E.L.James September 3, 2015