callum salmon

muppet, nonce even.

that guy is such a callum salmon

by urmumisfruity January 9, 2022

Salmon

1. a feesh
2. this one color that looks really nice with teal
4. urmom
18. (for the bri'ish people) something mean :<
noun: salmon; plural noun: salmon; plural noun: salmons

"do you like my feesh? Its a salmon"
"also, dont pronouce the L"
"or you can pronounce the L, no pressure"

by mystarias May 15, 2022

Salmon

1. A type of fish that you can eat.
2. A color that looks like the fish that you can eat.

"Would you like some salmon for your mom?"
"Salmon is great for culinary dishes"

by mystarias May 18, 2022

Nose salmon

Snot or blood that travels UP your nasal passage.

Me: Dude I don’t mind having a headcold but this full on migration of nose salmon every time I sniffle is killing me.

Dude: regular nose salmon or Sockeye nose salmon? Cause last week I had a nosebleed and those sockeye Nose salmon were running hard!

by Buddhistboy April 2, 2022

king salmon

A fish who will swim upstream to his death. Also a terrible card player named Dan Kane who plays horrid hands in an attempt to swim to his death.

King Salmon Kane played 10 3 and despite his best efforts to lose managed to hit the world's dirtiest stright and defeat my set of 4's

by Crustacean Craven February 16, 2005

Miles The Salmon

A salmon named Miles who is a funny, hot and nice person.

They also fucked a toilet

Miles The Salmon fucked a toilet

by GhostGuy<3 November 7, 2021

Salmons

Salmon but with a s at the end. Usually the last name of a sexy man with a long cock.

Girl: what’s that kids last name?

Boy: oh it’s salmons like salmon but with a s
Girl: oh he must have a big dick

by Hottysauce November 20, 2021