swallow the pineapple

Giving a blowjob to a well endowed samoian with dry skin

I met this great guy at the party but when i went down on him I felt like i was having to swallow the pineapple.

by funny old guy March 12, 2011

shallow dig

(verb) to do something lazy or half ass or to not peform 100%... in any situation or on any occasion.

The other night I was hammered, and I took this female home, and, I was so hammered that I had to give her the shallow dig.

by Tha Blakness June 20, 2011

Swallow Tot-Lot

Male Bonding place used as a Male Sancuary ex parks,playgrounds and homes

A Childrens XXX playground

Mike and his friends were talking about how they spent the night in Swallow Tot-Lot

by Dgenerate02 June 30, 2011

swallowed a porcupine

to suck the dick and balls of a extreme harry dick. often involves gagging on the dick and balls at once / aka deep throat.

danielle swallowed a porcupine of a big black guy last night in the room next to mine, i heard here gagging and coughing while he was moaning.

by tommytigger December 2, 2011

swallow and squeeze

When a girl is deep thoating your dick and then she squeezes with her thoat. ( It will not work on smaller guys cuz you have to get in her thoat) LOL... only for experienced females.

Not sure but will do some field work to upload some examples. LOL swallow and squeeze Dedicated to Carmen :)

by lostkid October 11, 2013

swallow the apple

In bowling, it is when you miss a key shot.(Choke)

Joe: Harvey got up in the tenth needing a strike to win the tournament.

Steve: What happened?
Joe: Missed the headpin by a mile.
Steve: Yep, guess the pressure made him "Swallow the apple".

by Pins0444 December 16, 2013

swallowed a strand

When your dipping and accidentally swallow your pinch

I think I swallowed a strand I might throw up

by cripple69 February 22, 2014