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Sheep Shaggers

Sheep shaggers are inhabitants of a small continent off the coast of New Zealand, Commonly known as Australia.
These Aussies blame Kiwis (New Zealanders) for the cum filled sheep that get exported to various other countries such as America or Britian.

Unknown to many, Sheep shaggers are actually bred by Kangaroos and live in their pouches until ready to face the world. They have high pitched nasally voices and tend to say "Sex" instead of "Six", or "Fush and Chups" instead of Fish and Chips. G'day instead of "good day"

They also believe they invented Pavalova first, where as New Zealand did, for Anna Pavlov.
1) Kiwi: Bro, What are you doing to that poor sheep?

"Sheep Shaggers" : Im just seing if i can six him sex times. It helps with the tenderising when we send it to those Americans.
AND A DIINGO ATE MY BABY!


2) Ew look at those damn Sheep Shaggers, hes calling that poor lamb his mate!
by Kiwichick December 9, 2008
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Swagger Jagger

A song made by a girl named Cher Lloyd which people seem to rage on about, because they have no Swagger nor Attention of their own, making them a "Swagger Jagger."
Person 1: "That Swagger Jagger Song Is Shit!"
Person 2: "Do You have any Swagger?"
Person 1: "Of course I do, check these moves out!" *Does Some Gangster Wannabe Shit Moves*
Person 2: "Shaking My Head, Swagger Jagger."
by Bitch Named Deltrice August 26, 2011
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sogger

when you were fingering a girl so long that your finger becomes soggy like it has been in water for a long time
damn girl, you took so long to cum i just got a sogger
by qwerty jones January 20, 2009
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swagger

A word used by people who think they're cool, but simply by using the word swagger, they automatically have none of what they would define as "swagger".
Royce Da 5'9: You just used the word swagger there-for you have none
by kanej97 November 7, 2012
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sheep-shagger

Can be used as an insult or another name of a new zealander, or farmer
"where is he from?"
"oh, he's a sheep-shagger."
by xXxshawtyxXx November 27, 2006
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Saugerties

A place where mostly everyone in the town (unless your a scumbag or a hick) will admit to Woodstock and Kingston being better. Many are jealous of schools like Onteora and Kingston because they have a wider range of people who come from other places besides FUCKIN' SAUGERTIES. Everyone seems completely isolated from echother at the highschool. Smoking weed (which is completely accepted in Woodstock by stereotypes of all kinds) is seen as a scumbag activity due to the botards who are always near the trail
Myself: "Look at that nasty chick with the hoop earings rocking an ICP shirt. Why can't Saugerties have decent girls?"

Friend from Saugerties: "I have no idea dude, i'm ready to get the fuck out of here in about 2 years. Goddamn trailer trash"

Myself: "I wish i could walk through Saugerties without looking at a botard posted up at every corner. Don't these kids have better shit to do or is doing bad dye jobs and smoking Marlboros there life?"

Myself to friend who lives in Woodstock: "Wow dude your school is already having dope parties in 10th grade with cools who are actually decent human beings? How was the one last night?"

Friend: "It was sick, like 40 people from my school went. Definately a good night"

Myself to friend who lives in Woodstock "Damn man, at SHS your lucky to find 3 people partying together"
by soulsofmischief93 July 29, 2009
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shagger

a funny person, someone who is an interesting person, someone who has a lot of sex
"what are you doing Charlie, you mad shagger"
"Man 1: i fucked this hot chick last night. Man 2: you mad shagger"
by Aleesha McNamara July 22, 2008
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