rusty trumbone

when a guy stands up straight, while a girl licks his asscrack and jerks him off

HEy that was the best rusty trumbone I have ever recieved

by brassman October 14, 2003

Rusty Saxaphone

A female receiving anal felatio while getting the reach around "saxaphone" style. -Rusty Saxaphone

The Female version of the Rusty Trombone.

My boyfriend was drunk and decided it would be fun to give me the rusty saxaphone last night, I'm glad he had cut his fingernails earlier in the day.

by Jordan Fenton August 18, 2008

Rusty Sheriff's Badge

To use it's correct scientific name: 'The A-hole'.
Of course this is due to their startling similarity in appearance.

"See you in fifteen minutes Ed, I'm off to the toilet to release a few 'Chocolate hostages' from the Rusty Sheriff's Badge.

by T-time June 8, 2005

rusty piccolo

What would be the female option of a rusty trombone. In this version, the same anal stimulation is made while the focus is not so much on large and roubust stimulation of the shaft, but the slight and technical motion of the compact button or clitoris.

It was my birthday, so Adam gave me a rusty piccolo for the occasion.

by Kim.o.Licious January 16, 2007

rusty dipjob

A rusty dipjob is a combination of a plumpkin and a dipjob or in other terms it is when a bitch gives you head with a dip (tobacco) in her mouth while you are taking a shit.

I get an rusty dipjob from rattail every friday.

by tesla coil April 15, 2009

Rusty Shovel

When a man covers his dick in moist soil and then buttfucks a woman. The shit and the soil then mix together on the man's dick, and then he slaps the woman in the face with his dick

Jane: Oh my god, my boyfriend gave me a rusty shovel last night!

by HeroOfWar1994 September 25, 2010

Rusty sheriffs Badge

your anal opening

my mate is queer he likes to feel a penis up his rusty sherrifs badge

by sheep January 17, 2004