rug ride

a) when your dog is on your throw rug and you pull them around the linoleum on it.

b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"

c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug

C'mere, Spot, momma wants to give you a rug ride.

by [e-mail] November 13, 2010

Bear rugging

Bear rugging, is when you spread a partner out like a bear rug and ravage them from behind.

I was bear rugging this girl last night and she read screaming.

by BugzBunnyDWS June 27, 2020

Bear Rugging

The act of passing out in the middle of a living room, typically at the end of a party and under the influence of drugs or alcohol

“Dude you were totally bear rugging last night!”

by Splatt January 27, 2019

jack rug

Synonym of jizz rag; something used to wipe up semen after masturbation.

Keep a jack rug handy when wanking to tidy up your mess and wipe away your shame.

by Randy Rick 69 June 09, 2017

bug in the rug

itchy vagina from phthirius pubis

Sharon: I need some tea tree oil, this itching is murder!
Blakely: What?
Sharon: I've got bug in the rug. You know, crabs!

by echoten February 22, 2009

Rugging

Stabbing someone and then inserting ones penis inside the hole you have made.

guy 1: My dick is just to big to fit inside any girl
guy 2: Just go rugging. you can make your own hole
guy 1: good idea

by wilma diccfit February 29, 2024

Rugging

The act of placing an extremely large and or heavy rug in the bed of someone’s truck

Yo Josh let’s go rug Hudson’s truck.
Josh: I’m so down for some rugging

by bosby010 December 12, 2024