Ride The Lighting

Execution by illumination, as contrasted with "Ride the Lightning," which is death by electrocution.

"Ride the Lighting" is the punishment for misspelling "lightning" -- death by exposure to 30,000 halogen lightbulbs.

by texasyojimbo June 8, 2007

Rainbow Ride

The 15th world in Mario 64. It's the biggest pain in the ass in the whole game!

I can't fucking get the 6th star in Rainbow Ride because of that damn flying carpet!

by Muzio March 12, 2010

free ride

IN BRIEF: something for nothing; an easy time; taking part in something without contributing anything.

NOTE: Someone that wants it easy all the time is only out for a free ride.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 10, 2010

rhode island

a fun, beautiul litte state that everyone forgets the hell about; filled with little island, ethnics (unlike the WASPs in the rest of New England), crazy basketball fans, and good eats

rhode island could destroy massachusetts anyday

by StatesDude March 31, 2004

Rhode Island

The smallest state where everyone knows EVERYONE!

person 1) Ohh yeah i know her, she fucked my ex boyfriend's best friend's uncle.

person 2) I thought it was your bestfriend's friends second cousins baby daddy?

person 1) yeah exactly same shit.... that's Rhode Island for ya

by Mrs. Chleo December 2, 2009

Short bus rider

A person who is not very smart; a little slow. Referring to the buses in a school district that transport the "special needs" students.

When Jessica Simpson asked if tuna was fish or chicken, some people said she might be a short bus rider.

by Lizzie H October 19, 2005

Knight Rider

When a man doesn't want to get caught whacking off by his wife, so he goes and sits in the car to rub one out.

So last night I told the wife that I forgot to take the trash out. So then I sat in the car and performed a knight rider on myself.

by cowboy orange March 22, 2011